I thought my stalker had moved on. It's been months since he's been seen around my place, but apparently we've relaxed too soon. Two weeks ago I discovered my car was stolen. It was recovered a couple of days later. This morning I go out to go to work and my car's gone again! The days my car were stolen on, holds a special significance for my stalker & he would not have been happy. He's messed with my car before, but he's never gone as far as this. I have to get away from this lunatic without having to give up my life like a did before. I

Why does Pat Robinson still feel the urge to open his mouth?

And now we find out that her 17-year old daughter is 5 months pregnant?! You have got to be kidding me. What happened to the "moral majority" who blasted Brittany's little sister (can't remember her name) for being such a bad role model? Where was the forgiveness then? Wasn't it clever how she was almost always hiding her tummy by holding Trig? Granted Bristol's not running for office, but I watched CNN last night amazed when it was dismissed as a "childhood mistake" and everyone needs to stop making such a big deal about it. While you're pregnant it's a mistake, once you have that baby, it is no longer a mistake, it's a lifetime commitment. Shame on these people for wanting to dismiss it like it's no big deal. Teenage pregnancy (and the shotgun wedding to follow) is a huge deal and I just think it would be respectable to say, this girl screwed up, but let's not hold her mother responsible. Except I bet mommy's re-thinking that abstinence only and no sex in schools thing, huh?

I'm mad that she named her daughter Bristol anyways. And I pray that Track and Trig are just nicknames. My friend and I had this discussion the other night. Do parents really not care what they name their kids, or the nicknames they use? I have nicknames for all 5 of my kids. I do not use them in public. I don't want AJ to abandon me in the old folks home one day because I called him Tootie Booty in public. My neighbor calls her son Fat Fat. He's not fat, it's just what she called him as a baby and it stuck. Cute at home, not cute in public. And I was flipping through the channels and there was a lady who called herself Pokey Jones. What? If you can buy a beer in a bar, it's not cute to refer to yourself as Pokey, or Peaches, or Honey Bear. And be mindfull of initials. I don't have to know her to guarentee Piper Palin was called "Pee Pee" in school.
And to my friend who named her son Teddy Graham Jones, no one's amused but you, and yes, I'll share my magazines my kids bring me to the old folks home because ol' Teddy Graham is still bitter from years of childhood torture.

Do you ever get the feeling that someone is out to get you? Do you ever get tired of turning the other cheek? I don't know what to do. I just need for these people to leave me alone. Everyone around me says it's my husband and his lady friend, but why? I don't call, don't go over, in fact their names rarely cross my lips. I'm over them, why can't they get over me. Nothing they do has any long term effects, but it's like that fly buzzing around your face all.dang.day. I'm about to go the dollar store and buy a fly swatter.

Happy Friday, y'all!

If you're watching this at work, by warned: It's funny.

I saw this one over on tAnyeTTa's site.

I was talking to this girl who is 20 years old and pregnant with her first child. She insists that she will never drop her baby. I just laughed. My kids rolled off the sofa so many times they all thought their names were, "Dang, there goes the baby again."